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Let me show you how. I have always preferred the story over the one-liner; not only are they funnier but they last longer. For a salesman that is important. I have won over many customers with my story-telling skills, but in fact you probably don't care. But you're here, so that means you care about winning over some "customers" of your own, so on wit' da show! Let me teach you how to tell a good story.
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I chose them at random from a Long List that I started many years ago. Most of these stories are rated PG. A few are rated R because of limited profanity or adult topics, and a few are of questionable taste. Feel free to change a word here and there; as I mentioned above, always tailor them to your audience. Here's a list of the seventy stories actually there are more than seventy stories, in case you've heard a couple of them.
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Home Art Math Business. New Policy in Heaven. Ladies at a Busstop. The Birth of Woman. The Moral of the Story. Old Lady Who Makes Bets. Golf at Pebble Beach. Students at the Races. Priest and Nun in Winter. The Mailman's Last Day. Grandma Ain't So Young. I Need a Wrench. Feel Like A Woman. Better Write It Down. A Boy and His Frog. Bob Rents an Apartment. Afraid of the Dark.
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