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Let me list for you the important general highlights of telling a good story. These are given in no particular order because each situation and story deserves individual attention. But here are the important ideas: Here is a selection of seventy stories, some short, some long, a couple I wrote, some I embellished, and some I heard over the years.

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If you are reading this on a web browser, they are hotlinked. Lady Gets on a Bus. A lady gets on a public bus. Without saying a word, she gestures to the bus driver by sticking her thumb on her nose and waving her fingers at the driver. The driver acknowledges the lady, turns to her and uses both hands in the same type of gesture and waves all his fingers at her. The woman holds her right arm out at the driver and chops at it a few times with her left hand.

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At his first stop, there was this very overweight little girl. He opened the door and said, " Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your name? Waiting at the next stop was another overweight little girl. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little boy. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. The woman piped up and said, "His name is Ross and he is my son.

The bus driver replied, "No problem. He can have this seat right behind me and I can watch him carefully in the mirror. At the next stop, there was this little country boy standing there. The little boy was wearing tattered overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet. The poor little boy had problems walking because of bunions all over his feet. The little boy replied, "My name is Lester Cleese. Later that night, at home, his wife asked him how his first day on the new job was.

Home Art Math Business. New Policy in Heaven. Ladies at a Busstop. The Birth of Woman. The Moral of the Story. Old Lady Who Makes Bets. Golf at Pebble Beach. Students at the Races. Priest and Nun in Winter. The Mailman's Last Day. Grandma Ain't So Young. I Need a Wrench. Feel Like A Woman. Better Write It Down. A Boy and His Frog. Bob Rents an Apartment. Afraid of the Dark.

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