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Meanwhile, the same girl that he married is now a useless, bickering TV junkie. He's still driving the same piece-of-junk car he bought in high school and is cursed with a moronic daughter who really gets around , a smart but perverted son, and a lazy dog that might as well be a throw rug. The show premiered on April 5, as the very first prime-time program ever shown by the brand new FOX Network.
It was a constant ratings success until it ended in June ; it's still Fox's longest-running live-action sitcom.
This is the show in which Christina Applegate and Katey Sagal got their starts. This series inspired and popularized a character type: Now has a recap page. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. Peg and Kelly in earlier seasons. Bud had a mullet in the season three episodes. Many of the extras, both female and male, had spectacular '80s Hair as well. Al constantly mocks Marcy for being flat-chested.
At some points, her flatness gets her mistaken for a boy, much to her consternation, anger, and disappointment several times. In the pirate episode, she has to show her breasts to the crew to prove she's a lass twice.
And they're still not sure of it afterwards. And then there was the episode where she was continually mistaken for Bruce Jenner. The first half of Season 6 introduced several continuing plotlines. Most notably, Peg and Marcy both wound up pregnant, and Bud began impersonating a rapper in order to get girls. About halfway through the season, all these storylines were retconned into being a dream. While this may feel like a screw to the audience, it is justified, as Katey Sagal was pregnant in real life at the time, but sadly lost her baby when it came time to give birth.
Although Sagal said that she'd be willing to continue with the storyline, out of respect, the writers made the entire storyline a dream because, according to one of the creators, "it worked for Dallas ".
Bud gets the idea of Grandmaster B when he hears Al tell him about the dream, and this plotline then continues. Bud was unlucky enough to attract a couple of these, both male and female. While certainly not ugly, especially after he made himself look like a total dork in a dating show where the woman chooses a self-centered hunk as the prize over him , he does the same thing when a nerdy girl ironically echoes what he had said earlier At least he gave her a kiss before he went with the bimbo.
Marcy has multiple stories about how growing up was less than pleasant. One such tale involving her mother selling her beloved dog, Chester, for fifty cents at a yard sale, and using said money to go on vacation and leave Marcy home alone, crying and begging for Chester to come back home. Al and Peg can be considered outright abusive to Kelly and Bud. Sometimes with physical threats, but mostly it was neglect, emotional anguish, and financial abuse.
And if they do bother to feed, clothe, immunize, advise and care for their children, it's usually in a bizarre and ass-backwards way that's considered illegal in the real world. Kelly on occasion, such as the time she found Waldo. Another great example of this is when Kelly is asked what color an orange is. She thinks for a moment, and then asks if this is a "regular orange or a navel orange.
Jefferson would often laugh at Al's cracks at Marcy, especially the chicken jokes, though a quick Death Glare would immediately shut him up.
By comparison, Steve almost never laughed at the jokes, presumably due to how similar he and Marcy were. Several celebrities' appearances come to mind, including Jerry Mathers and Shannon Tweed.
Al's Dodge is quite literally one of a kind. All of the other types of its make and model have either been recalled, exploded, or simply dissolved in the rain. This is possibly due to the fact that Al's car is literally pieced together out of the parts of other broken-down, destroyed Dodges. Many episodes have Al pushing the car back into the garage because it broke down on the ride home.
In one episode, it's revealed that its brown color is actually accumulated dirt. Underneath it's a shiny red Cool Car. In another episode, it's revealed that he's put 1 million miles on the thing. One episode reveals that spare parts for the Dodge are fairly commonplace in Cuba, where old American muscle cars were still the norm due to the embargo.
He's a rather jovial guy for someone who's planning to sell Bud's organs to the highest bidder. All Just a Dream: Done on the Season 6 episode where Al is a detective see Aborted Arc above. Also done on the episode where the Grim Reaper played by Sagal without her big red wig comes for Al's soul and the rest of the family poses as The Village People, but subverted when it turns out that both A-story and B-story were real.
You weren't dreaming, Daddy, you were dying! You were breathing in the chemicals from my bug poison. Kelly, maybe it's time we had a little talk. You're getting to be a big girl now, and there's something I've been putting off telling you for a while.
But time is slipping by quickly, and I don't want you to learn about it on the street. Honey, there is a thing out there that men will want you to do. In fact, they'll expect it. Now, no woman really enjoys it, but we do it, get them to marry us, and then never have to do it again. That horrible thing is called " work ". In a homeless person's shopping cart!
Now how do you keep it from rolling, 'cause-. Son, are you thinking about what I'm thinking about? It's what I should have been thinking about. This neighborhood's going to hell First a double homicide, and now this! Distraught Oh god , I love my wife! Just who are you calling moron? There you have it! Reverend Al, tell us you were with a hooker! Or at least a guy dressed like one! Something really stinks in here.
Well, we are watching FOX. This is the best show on FOX. Yeah, like that's saying much. Family, assume Fox network viewing positions! Haven't you ever seen a war movie? The black man always get it first! What do you mean? Jim Brown in The Dirty Dozen? Laurence Fishburne in Apocalypse Now? Bubba in Forrest Gump? Any black man on Star Trek? We go in, test the waters, get killed, and you white guys go home to your families. Sex in the morning! Sex in the morning with Marcy!
I was going to! But I got so sleepy. I guess I fell asleep. But you gotta see this [shows Al a picture] Some bimbo got so smashed she xeroxed her behind. Oh, imagine the humiliation when she shows up for work Monday morning! Not gonna happen in my house. I'm ready for them. I got 50, volts of electricity running through my window bars.
I got a bucket of battery acid hanging over the back door and I got a. Then how do you get into your house? Wouldn't you like to know! Way to go, Bud! Jefferson, go down and talk to the boy. But Marcy, he's nuts! You go down, you're the one with the million-dollar life insurance policy.
Here is an excerpt from my story! Excerpt from Bruised Not Broken: Priestess Chapter 21 — Safe Harbour For a moment there was silence on the beach then a babble of excited voices burst out; asking questions, giving instructions, making suggestions and just exclaiming at the wonder of it. An office interlude for your enjoyment. The Office Tara wondered when he would flip the switch on the little butterfly vibe pressing against her clit every time she moved which also shifted the little curved attachment resting inside her pussy.
She found herself shifting in her chair just to get the pressure on her clit and sensitive opening. With a sigh she tried to forget about the little butterfly in her panties and focus on filing her reports.
It was about thirty minutes before lunch when her boss called an improm. Priestess Chapter 19 — Alert! Goran turned, surprised to see one of the temple staff in his office in the barracks. Priestess Chapter Eighteen by Rue Raven.
Chapter 18 — Fresh Sea Air Aliera groaned as she struggled awake. She had to hurry — it was unthinkable for a High Priestess to be late. She rolled over to get out of bed — and hit a wall. Startled, she opened heavy eyes to see an unfamiliar room.
It was small, timber walls, a cramped — and very hard — bunk…. And it was moving. Rocking from side to sid. The Blow Pop She sat watching the man across from her in the cafe, smiling softly when his piercing gaze met hers. Reaching into her purse she pulled out the cherry blow pop and quickly unwrapped it.
As she slid it slowly between her lips her eyes found his again from across the room. Working the sucker slowly in and out of her mouth suggestively she never looked away from the growing heat in his eyes.
Under his interested gaze she rolled the pop along her tongue before sucking. Chapter Seventeen of Priestess by Rue Raven. Chapter 17 — Legal Necessities Sabbath eve.
And loyal subjects everywhere were preparing to comply with the new law. Priestess chapter Sixteen by Rue Raven. The Edict at the conclusion of Offering Week was traditionally an occasion when the King examined his nation and issued new laws to make the kingdom stronger, and remind his people of important values.
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The man offers to take the entire crew with him to wherever they're going. One of the reasons for one of Air New Zealand Safety Videos , "Bare Essentials", which has crew members with their uniforms painted on. The other reason is Go Nagai surely is the earliest example in manga. He started the trend with Harenchi Gakuen and he used the trope in most of his works: Mazinger Z in one episode several characters strip themselves for no apparent reason , Cutey Honey , Devilman sometimes , Dororon Enma-kun , Kekko Kamen , etc.
Index's clothes exploding, Kuroko's string bikini "yeah, it's not what I'd usually wear, but it's the smallest they had" , and the stripping woman are all Played for Laughs. Every adaptation of Absolute Boyfriend. Night has no nudity taboo and thinks that stripping will cheer Riiko up.
He keeps trying it anyway. The one of the many charms of Angel Blade , is how dramatic and serious characters can be, even with all their naughty bits on display. It's even funnier whenever the main character actually becomes aware of it. France in Axis Powers Hetalia , and he isn't content with being the only naked one. Greece is the only one besides France who will just casually walk around butt-naked. Sometimes, when England gets drunk, he forgets about his manners and lets his Covert Pervert run free.
And in the Noto-sama games, Noto and Yamato do their best to strip whomever they come across Yoruichi from Bleach is completely nude when she changes into a human, which she is not bothered by - to the point where she can use this to irritate Ichigo. At one point in Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai , Yozora tricks Maria into taking her clothes off and running naked around the school swimming pool.
There are also two instances of Sena in this light; first at her house while chasing Kobato fresh out of the bath, second at the beach when she gets up with her bikini top off. Played frequently with Kobato, who tends to emerge from bathing just buck naked.
In Demon King Daimao Keena Soga has the ability to disappear not only visually, but from any magical tracking means. However, any clothes she has remains visible so she is always stripping naked with the hair ornament she never takes off as the floating around as the only clue that she's even in the room.
In episode two, she is running away from a dog when she runs straight into Akuto Sai and ends up becoming visible again completely naked and riding on top of him. There is also Junko Hattori who got her clothes blown off from fighting Akuto in a class full of their classmates. The Digimon episode "Crest of Sincerity" features Sora and Mimi getting chased out of the bathroom while taking a shower.
As a result, the poor girls are seen in nothing but towels , understandably freaking out. An earlier episode had the kids in a bath house. Jou tries to get into the bath with a towel while the other boys are nude, so Yamato and Taichi try to strip him. A Running Gag that's been going on for 25 years now is that any time she takes a bath — anywhere, anywhen — Nobita will walk in on her, run past her being chased by a dinosaur, teleport her into the middle of school, accidentally brainwash her to become a militant nudist, etc etc.
Goku would often strip out of his undergarments and would often wind up playing this for laughs, such as when he transformed into Giant Ape form near the end of the first tournament arc and after being transformed back was more than willing to continue the fight even without clothes.
DBZ used these gags far less, but it still popped up on occasion. For example, a filler episode very late in the series featured a naked Goku fighting a naked Gotenks after both of them had gotten out of the bath.
Save for his undies, that is. Eden of the East. We first see Akira Takizawa naked in front of the White House. Otawara of Eyeshield 21 has a hard time keeping his pants on, and his underwear either goes with them or was never there in the first place. Prepare to see a lot of his bare butt in this series.
While technically they don't get completely naked in frame, it's heavily implied that the three spent the majority of their training that way. When Grey first meets Lucy, he's already in his boxers, which are stolen by Natsu during a guild brawl Accidentally stripping seems to be limited to Gray though; Ur was horrified when it became habit for him and he started doing it in public. It looked like Lyon picked it up in the Nirvana arc. Lucy herself falls victim to this from time to time.
Much to her dismay. Male characters in Gintama have fallen victim to this on more then a few occasions, with Kondo being the most frequent offender Though it's often voluntary in his case. Kondo's tendency towards nudity gets lampshaded in the popularity poll arc, when Kagura tries to pull down his pants and underwear in hopes of lowering his popularity with the viewers, only to realize that he wasn't even wearing anything to begin with, after which he gloats about being immune to such tactics due to everyone having seen him naked numerous times already.
Virtually every time the Shogun shows up, he ends up naked sooner or later, whether by accident or his own volition. He takes it all in stride, though. Hamaya from the manga Girl Got Game has on three occasions suddenly appeared in front of his friend, stripped down to his birthday suit. Two times were because one thing or another tore all his clothes off; the second time he had just eaten hallucinogenic mushrooms when he took his clothes off. In Hayate the Combat Butler , before the seriousness of the Athens arc takes over it's averted.
The group goes to a nudist beach. The girls understandably wear bikinis and those three girls try to seduce Hayate, while there ; A game of beach volleyball is played, with the participating female being told she needs to be wearing a bikini by the rules; and not one character is ever implied to attempt to be nude and there are no background characters ever.
You would almost think it was a mistranslation of some sort, except that it's referenced several times as a Nude Beach. Which burn her clothes off. Hilarity Ensues several times. Expect Miyako to do something goofy while in the buff whenever the residents of Hidamari Apartments go to a bath house.
There is Keita from Inukami! Youko teleports him out of his clothes in to the most populated place nearby that the cops are already familiar with him and the local perverts who are always in jail think of him as one of their own. Aikuro Mikisugi from Kill la Kill , infamous for his habit of stripping whilst giving exposition.
In fact, there's a whole underground organisation called "Nudist Beach" whose members wear nothing but their equipment harness. People lose their clothes quite a bit in Kochikame , especially main character Ryotsu. Is This a Zombie? After losing most of her powers, Haruna's Masou Shoujo clothes have a tendency to suddenly disappear. Kurogane Communication has Spike walk in on Haruka changing or showering several times. This always leads to Spike blushing and panicking, despite the fact that he's a robot.
Toori of Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere spends an inordinate amount of screen-time naked except for his portable, always-present magic censor. This is because his matron god is Ame no Uzume, Japanese god of merry-making, whose part in getting Amaterasu to leave her cave One episode had a scene parodying the nudist colony moment in A Shot in the Dark see film examples below. The Clouseau and Cato characters wore only fig leaves. And a later episode had the Lupin gang forced to make an emergency helicopter landing at a nudist colony.
Goemon protested, needless to say. Whenever Goemon defends someone against an attacker, his choice of attack is to cut off their clothing. It's only on rare occasions that he actually does this to women. Goodman, who ends up getting stripped naked pretty much every time she appears. It gets to the point that in one of her later appearances, the joke is that she isn't naked.
Even the other characters who, being denizens of the Negiverse are quite used to Clothing Damage happening to just about everyone on a regular basis start referring to her as a stripper.
Really, a good chunk of the nudity in the series is this. There may be a lot of Fanservice , but it's played for comedy quite often. Comes to a head when the heroes accidentally find out how Evangeline spends her free time: A running gag in Maicchingu Machiko Sensei is that Machiko ends up naked in every episode. No exceptions, and the universe often takes extreme measures to strip her, such as having a box fall in just a way to catch the corner of her dress.
Of course, one of her students also loves to intentionally strip her, expose her panties for her by flipping up her dress, and occasionally outright grope her as a way of saying hello. All of these are played as a Running Gag.
The title word, Maicchingu, refers to the pose she makes after losing her clothing, and it's played up for as much Fanservice as possible for a early s TV series. It's such a part of the series that they included it in the opening title sequence.
It's a kids show, she's an elementary school teacher, and so her students are all around 8 years old. Oh, and it played on Japanese TV, rather completely subverts Barbie Doll Anatomy , and was aimed squarely at kids the age of Machiko's class. In his debut chapter of the manga, Leprachaun uses his switcheroo power to force everyone to trade outfits with someone else, until Guuko makes friends with him.
Rokuna ends up trading with Jahne, her hamster monster pet, and finds herself completely naked except for Jahne's ribbon around her neck. Hagakure Tooru has the power of invisibility, so she spends most of her time naked, since nobody can see her anyway. At one point, she says she is going all out, by which she means that she will take out her gloves and shoes, the only things composing her hero suit. Mirio Togata is among UA's top students.
His skills however are a Intangibility quirk that causes, among other side effects, his clothes to fall out of his body, so he fights naked against the entire class 1-A, which also causes some surprised reactions. Naruto 's Sexy No Jutsu is another example, though the main bits are covered in clouds of smoke.
Severe nosebleeds abound when Naruto uses this technique, except for Jiraiya , of course. Repeated with Asuka and a drinking straw in Rebuild 2. The lesser known clean manga , Nippon no Razoku Literal translation: Japanese Naked Tribe; figurative translation: Japanese Nudists involves a group of nudists who attempt to take over Japan, or One of the main characters, a young tomboy is relatively normal, except for her relative lack of a nudity taboo , as well as the fact that once she disrobes, she gains superpowers.
This manga takes the trope at face value and subverts it at the same time: The leader of the nudists acts like a pro wrestler instead of being ancient — but is still an idiot, the fat guy joins up with the nudists in the hope of forcing the women in town to strip, and one of the female characters not the young one is perfectly aware that she's giving everyone a free peep show, but can't bring herself to disobey her father and get dressed. In One Piece , Franky spends nearly an entire episode without any pants, after his were stolen to bait him.
Saitama of One-Punch Man has a very brief encounter with Mosquito Girl after losing his clothes to accidental incineration.
Watching him annihilate a mosquito monster with a single slap to the face is already pretty funny, but doing so while completely oblivious to the fact he's committing a Full-Frontal Assault? Doubly so when the people responsible for the monster get to view footage of the event, which forces them to ask an obvious question.
Sung "Girl One" Li in Top 10 is an Artificial Human martial artist that can change the color of her skin at will — her "uniform" is to create a shifting pattern of lines and colors mostly purple on her skin that makes it hard to look at her. It works surprisingly well — after they successfully got her nudity past the radar , she confesses to her partner at work that she's not wearing some form of jumpsuit.
Note that the purple is her basic skin tone, "that of a waterlogged corpse", according to TPB extras. The justification behind this is that she was created by a couple of perverted video game fanboys who programmed her with compulsive nudism, of a sort — she's not immodest per se, nor "really" a nudist, rather, she has a genetic compulsion that keeps her from feeling comfortable in clothing but otherwise retains normal human modesty. The humour comes into play when she discovered one of her coworkers is color blind, and the whole "shifting patterns" thing doesn't really work Marvel's She-Hulk always seems to end up naked one way or another.
Like the time her Skrull partner tries teleporting her to their ship, but only teleporting her clothes, leaving She-Hulk naked in the middle of a crowd.
The Hulk regenerates almost immediately, but his clothes don't. The Leader requests, more or less "Dr. There are ladies present And you're making some of us men feel inadequate. The Invisible Woman of the Fantastic Four , has sometimes been a victim of unwanted public nudity, usually just narrowly avoiding complete and utter humiliation by turning invisible.
When in Rome , DC anti-heroine Selina Kyle is forced to jump out the window completely naked when her hotel room is bombed and survives by landing in the pool in broad daylight, with the Riddler and Italian hitman known as the Blonde landing in the pool with her.
The naked and very wet Selina manages to stay in control despite her sexual humiliation being played for laughs. At least once in the stories of Wilhelm Busch. In the German comic Werner: While undeniably cruel, it should also be pointed out that otherwise she would have blown up a lot of innocent people. Avengers Assemble involves a bet between Tony Stark and Bruce Banner as to who can be the first to successfully rescue a missing scientist.
The loser has to walk naked from Avengers Tower to the Baxter Building and back in downtown Manhattan. Even better, Tony's effort to jam all electronics to prevent anyone taking pictures is defeated when Spider-Man shows up to take a picture with an old-fashioned flash camera that ends up on the front page of the Daily Bugle under the headline "Naked Justice.
Hilarity Ensues as he goes around naked and the captain and the sergeant tries to find a way to make him wear the uniform and the other soldiers start imitating him. This arc is used in The Movie. Here, however, the captain wins when he declares he'll pick one of the naked soldiers to be the attendant of the Depraved Homosexual general, prompting all the soldiers to get back in their uniforms-except the poor smuck who wasn't listening. The panel for New Warriors was entitled The Nude Warriors and depicted Speedball, Nova, Namorita, Firestar, Night Thrasher, and Marvel Boy forced to go home naked after a visit to Las Vegas, their shame only covered by a speech bubble , some hands , and a conveniently located street sign and car door.
In Wanted , the Fox recounts to Wesley that the first supervillains at least, in the sense that they were criminals with a gimmick were a gang of robbers who committed their crimes naked so that the people they robbed would be too distracted by their nudity to identify them.
Superheroes were also too afraid to do anything about them due to how inherently uncomfortable it is to fight a bunch of naked men.
When Wesley asks how the crooks were eventually thwarted, the Fox simply answers "closed circuit television", to which Wesley quips explains everything.
In the second chapter of Adoption Nightmare , there are several nudity jokes that make poor Danny cover his eyes. The whole story of Bare Squadron revolves around naturist rebels. The first chapter of This is the Life: A Tale of a Human in Equestria begins with the main character a human accidentally walking in on his roommate a pony completely naked.
He panics, runs to get clothed, and yells an apology to her Chet Kelly in the Emergency! He finds no towels after borrowing the station's shower while the rest of the men are out and has set up a radio to have music while he does his thing.
He starts dancing while looking for something to dry off with. The trouble is, he runs smack into returning Roy and John when they enter the locker room to investigate the music, and Hilarity Ensues , plus some chaos. The bath scene, beginning with Mulan nearly getting caught out by three fellow soldiers, continuing with Mulan being completely freaked out by the three naked men in far too close proximity and then the over-the-top payoff when, upon lamenting she never wants to see another naked man again, the ENTIRE ARMY stampedes nude into the river.
Also, Hayabusa after getting his feathers charred off. Now that's what I call Mongolian barbecue. Calendar Girls is a British comedy about a group of middle-aged housewives doing a nude calendar to raise money for charity.
To all those who walked the hard miles but did not make it. You're never forgotten. Remembering those who have died – or been injured – because of overdose . Nudity is one of the last great taboos, particularly in the United States. Whereas it's OK to show violence, blood, and to a certain extent hate speech on TV, a tiny bit of nudity will cause an outright scandal. My naughty wife's latest visit with her black boyfriend at a local motel. She enjoys sucking and fucking his large cock more than mine and I'm fine with that.