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He went to Polly's parent's house to see if she was there. He really didn't want to spend the money for the gas but he wanted to physically verify her presence or lack of it. It was only a little over miles after all. His little 4 cylinder Ranger got almost 26 miles to the gallon so the cost wouldn't break him up. Besides wanting to verify Polly had indeed taken the trip he needed to return all of Polly's belongings she left in his apartment.
He had no intention of ever seeing her again and certainly didn't want her personal possessions in his house any longer. When Pete got to Polly's home her father informed him she left on her trip as planned. From the conversation Pete came to realize Mr.
Parker was no happier with his youngest daughter than was Pete. It took them maybe fifteen minutes to move her belongings into the house and stack the boxes in her bedroom. Pete shook hands with her father and drove off heading back to his lonely apartment.
Pete was two years older than Polly but was a year behind her in college. He had just finished his Associates Degree in Construction Management. He planned to obtain a Bachelor's Degree in Project Management and after a few years experience form his own building construction firm. Between his part time jobs, the GI Bill and his reserve pay Pete had managed to get this far in college with no debt.
He lived in a dump for sure but he paid his own way. He had no close relatives and no savings so it was pay as you go or pile up a large debt to pay for college. When his parent's died his father's Construction Company went bankrupt. All their savings and property was used to pay expenses from their auto accident. All Pete received from his father's side of the family was a small 80 acre piece of ground in the country. His grandparents left him the land when they died.
There was no house on the land. There was a small older building a few pieces of ancient machinery were stored in. When he went to his 'farm' he camped in the machine shed or alongside a nice little stream in a cave. After he returned from Polly's childhood home Pete terminated his rental agreement on his small apartment. He took all his possessions to his farm and began camping there. He still attended his reserve meetings and did his two week summer camp but other than that he stayed on his little piece of ground.
At first he lay around, fished, swam, drank and felt sorry for himself. The pity party lasted almost a week before his funk lifted and he began his exercise regimen once again. He was, after all, a Staff Sergeant in the Reserves. He had to keep himself in shape before he could perform his duties properly. After three weeks lying around Pete was bored. He walked out into the machine shed and looked at all the equipment. He knew the old tractor would start.
He used it fairly often to bush hog brush and grass around the place. It was still early enough he could plow up some of the ground and put out a late crop of soy beans. He knew he would have to hire them combined but what the heck. It would be something to do and he might make a few extra dollars. Pete hooked up his plow and started toward the field. He had only made a few passes back and forth when one of the neighbors pulled up and stopped.
The neighbor got out of his truck and stood watching Pete work. When Pete got close to him he stopped his tractor and walked over to the neighbor. The man asked, "Whatcha plowin' for Pete? I thought I would maybe put in some soy beans. I can get a crop of them in and harvested this year I think. If you put out short season beans ya can probly get a pretty good crop but why ya plowin'? Hell, 'cept for a garden nobody plows much anymore. We mostly just spray and kill the grass and weeds and no till in the crops.
Saves time and money. It also adds humus to the soil and protects from erosion and helps hold moisture for the crops. No more than ya are puttin' out here I can loan ya my machinery if ya want.
I aint no tilled before. I wouldn't know how to do that. After that ya just use my no till drill mostly like ya would your old drill and plant the beans. Get roundup ready seed so ya can spray again after they're up a little and you're all set. Ya decided to do corn or wheat next year you do it just the same. Jeffers said the rest of the evening. It would sure save him a lot of time and fuel if he could do the no till planting. He decided to give it a try. He had an old spray rig he thought he could get working.
He knew his bush hog would work because he used it off and on during the warmer weather. Early the next morning Pete began cutting the field. With his small equipment it took him four days to do the job but he stuck with it. After he finished he hooked up his disc and smoothed out the area he plowed then went to the neighbors to see about borrowing his no till planter.
He had already purchased the seed for his crop. When Pete drove up to Mr. Jeffers's house he found him working in his machine shed on a tall heavy built drill. Pete grinned and got out of his truck.
He walked up to Mr. Jeffers and held his hand out to shake. He said, "Good morning Mr. If you're still willing to loan me your no till drill I thought I would take you up on borrowing it.
I want to no till my beans this crop and then I will check to see if it is better and cheaper for me to do that or put in a crop the old fashioned way. And I would appreciate it if you would call me by my name. Hell, you're all grown up now and a man in your own right. We're neighbors and I hope friends so you don't need to call me Mr.
Hell, I hear you're a Sergeant in the Reserves too. Ya want me to call ya Sergeant? I'm not a Sergeant out here. I'd rather be called Stan by my adult neighbors and friends. Now, let's get this drill over to your place and get you started. I'll help ya hook your tractor up to this drill here and I'll tell ya how to use it. I'll stick around a while and make sure you get started ok too. He made sure to clean up the drill for Stan and took it home.
His next project was to find the money for fertilize and get it spread on the field. Before he did that he took several samples across the field. He took the dirt samples to the county agent for testing to see what mix of fertilize and lime he needed to apply.
To his relief he didn't need to apply any lime and only a small amount of fertilize. He bought the fertilize at the local Coop and used one of their spreaders to apply it to the field. After almost two weeks of long hot days work Pete finally found time to sit in front of his cave and relax.
He was pleased with his work and looked forward to harvesting a cash crop in the fall. He sat back and listened to the small stream running down the hillside beside his cave. He could hear cattle lowing in the background and machinery working in one of the neighbors' fields. Pete sat and relaxed, letting his mind wander. While he listened to the peaceful sounds of his country home Pete thought of Polly. He wondered what Polly was doing.
He wondered if she was getting as much cock as he suspected she was. That thought tore at his soul. He knew he would never know what she did on her trip unless she or one of her slut friends let it slip and word got out.
He still wasn't sure what he would do when she returned. He was pretty sure they were over but there was a slight chance they were not. He needed to think things through. His main problem was trust. He had seen the three of them when they were out drinking and dancing. A time or two he suspected Polly would have let a man take her home if he hadn't been with them.
She spent way too much time dancing and flirting with men in his opinion. Some of the short tours and deployments Pete had been on had caused friction between him and Polly also. Twice while he was deployed Pete was told Polly was seen out with men. She supposedly looked and acted as if she was on a date. His informants did tell him she was being way too friendly. During one deployment a friend of his sent him a letter telling him of Polly's adventures. He enclosed a pretty poor picture for him to see.
A different friend told Pete after he got home that he personally saw Polly loving up three different men at one time or another while he was in Afghanistan.
Pete asked Polly about the reports. Of course she denied dating while he was gone. Pete chose to accept her and her friends' explanation of her actions but a small kernel of doubt remained. He knew the friends who told him those things hated Polly enough to only tell him the things that would make her look the worst to Pete.
Still, where there is smoke there is fire. Pete was almost positive Polly had at least done some heavy petting and flirting while he was gone but hell, almost everyone flirted from time to time while they were out partying. After a six pack of his favorite beer Pete came to a conclusion about his life with Polly.
He just plain didn't trust her any longer. He wasn't even sure he still loved her. He was fairly sure if he loved her the hurt from what he perceived as her betrayal in taking the trip would have been greater. Pete wasn't even sure he loved Polly enough to marry even if she hadn't taken the trip.
He was almost positive she didn't love him. At least he was positive she didn't respect him. Her actions and cutting remarks proved that. Pete decided to move on. He would not search Polly out when she returned. He had no intention of returning to any of their old haunts so the likelihood of seeing her by accident was small. He had only brought her to his farm once and he believed she would not be able to find him here even if she looked for him when she returned.
If she looked him up he would play their reunion by ear. Mexico Mexico is usually reduced to 19th century stereotypes. All men wear large sombreros, colorful ponchos or serapes and have long thick black moustaches. While one dictator is replaced by another tyrant groups of guerrilleros prepare the local defenseless villagers for the next military coup.
To round it all off all the gunslingers will have a Mexican Standoff. Much of this imagery is derived from Zorro , Speedy Gonzales and dozens of Western movies.
Some stereotypes about Mexicans are similar to those about Spaniards. They all enjoy singing and dancing, eat foods comprised of beans and hardened corn and peppers too spicy for foreigners to handle, drink tequila and watch bull fights.
Most of their time is spent taking a siesta in hammocks, against a wall or even against a cactus, if neccessary. The lazy hispanic stereotype is also in vogue in Mexico. Typical Mexican dishes are tamales, tacos, pineapple, avocado, guava, mangos, enchiladas, tabasco, tequila and burritos.
One wrestler, El Santo, has pratically become a Folk Hero larger than life and has starred in countless local B-movies. Higher Understanding Through Drugs: Another stereotype is that Mexicans will spent the night around a campfire enjoying the hallucinogenic effects of peyote.
Often in presence of some Magical Native American, nearby an ancient temple. A Spirit Advisor may appear. In the United States Mexicans are mostly seen as illegals who try to sneak over the border and move to the U.
Especially in American media, Mexicans will always be depicted as mestizo , even in some of the more northern areas of Mexico where whites are just as common. Examples come in two distinct flavours: All Mexicans either ride donkeys or eat them. Every Mexican owns a chihuahua as a pet dog. In Chihuahua, of course! Mexico City is the only place that exists in fiction.
Acapulco might get a mention and Tijuana, but more as a Wretched Hive, where whorehouses, cheap tequila and donkeys are the main attractions. Nicaragua Very prominent in the s, because the Reagan administration tried to back the overthrowing of a socialist government there. Nicaragua has a hundred-year-long standing dispute with Colombia for the sovereignty of the San Andres Archipelago which is incidentally closer to Nicaragua , though it has remained largely diplomatic.
Panama It has a famous canal. Also seen as a sort-of cheap and still majorly untouched beach resort. Trinidad Trinidadian people are often confused with those of other Caribbean countries, when it is a much richer and more modern country. Trinis also see Jamaicans as poor, western tourists as patronising redirecting them to Tobago , and also see Tobagans as rural and backward.
Conversely Tobagans see Trinis as stuck up. South America Argentina The most enduring Argentinean stereotype is the tango dancer, a popular image since spicy women will be dancing, while brawling, moustached macho men strung their guitars in some ill-lit bar. Cringeworthy for Argentinians with even a cursory knowledge of how the real tango is danced.
Argentina has the most Caucasian civilians of any Latin American country, along with Uruguay. This makes it somewhat less exotic for North Americans and Europeans, who feel more at home; this is also played by the Argentine Bureau of Tourism, which made Buenos Aires the most visited city in Latin America, with heavy contribution of North American and European visitors.
Since the end of the Second World War, many former Nazis fled to the country. Now that most of them are finally dead this stereotype might die out as well. Politically and economically, Argentina has suffered the same bad reputation many other Latin-American countries did. Their soccer supporters have a special name, hinchas , but whether it be a sport match or a musical concert they will always react with tremendous enthusiasm and great gratitude.
They even sing entire songs not just verses! Even when their team is losing they will keep on singing. Other countries started copying this trend. The band even choose the country for their final international concert. Argentine men will be seductive, yet melancholic cynics. In the countryside, all men are brave gauchos, generally noble, proud and stoic, who can even sew silk on horseback and tend to answer to the smallest provocation with a knife.
They mostly eat read meat and drink gallons of wine and the mate beverage. In Latin America Argentines in general have a reputation for being vain, arrogant, sarcastically cynic know-it-alls, who talk way too much.
The people from the northern provinces usually are depicted similary to bolivians or paraguayans depends on the provinces. In Spain and Latin America Argentines are stereotyped as cunning, treacherous people who enjoy taking advantage from others.
Argentinia is often stereotyped for having a hot, tropical climate, while it also harbors glaciers and ski centers. Out of all Latin American countries the Argentines have the most civilians of Italian descent: Even the Argentine accent sounds similar to Italian accents. Argentines are also infamous for swearing a lot, and in a creative way.
Bolivia The only South American country where the founder is immediately memorable: A stereotypical Bolivian image is that all women there wear bowler hats and have long black pigtails. Also, they like to fight in lucha rings while wearing traditional clothes. In foreign films and TV shows people will always talk with a Spanish accent whenever they impersonate a Brazilian. Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentinia. Whenever Brazil is depicted in foreign fiction all action will always take place in Rio de Janeiro.
And, oh yes, regardless of what time of year it is: The country as a whole has a strong association with catchy and sexy dances, especially the samba, choro, conga, bossa nova, tropicalia and lambada.
Some of the most famous South American musicians were Brazilians: They are all keen to dance and very open to sex. The favelas are perhaps the most negative association the country has to offer. These local slums are full with criminals, drug addicts, gang wars, con artists, pick pockets and corrupt police officers. See also the movie City of God. Brazil is also famous for soccer, having won The World Cup a record breaking five times. Brazilians are often stereotyped as wisecracking fast-talking always-cheerful guys.
Every single Brazilian loves soccer and samba more than anything else. Firstly, there is the Ambiguously Brown, exuberant, grinning Dance Battler type, a depiction no-doubt deriving from the native Capoeira martial art.
Beyond the stereotypes, there are multiple reasons for their large presence in such games, including prohibitive import taxes on console games and regulations getting in the way of setting up a unique version of the game for them as is done often in the industry, usually between Europe, Asia, and the Americas. A country where old people, young people and even kids are always ready to say something sarcastic. Their characters can be stereotypically described as being snobbish, passive-aggressive, pessimistic, quite Holier Than Thou though this one is becoming discredited ever since The Nineties , and incredibly classist.
But mostly, they are seen by their neighbors as having an incredibly big Inferiority Superiority Complex. In regards to their neighbors, Chileans are either very Tsundere or totally hate them.
Specially polemic in the case of Peruvians and Bolivians, a bit of a Discredited Trope with Argentines as they tend to be more of Vitriolic Best Buds now… though some Chileans may team-up with Brazilians to make fun of them. Within Chile, there are several other stereotypes of their own: People from the Nearest North aka Norte Chico Coquimbo, La Serena are stereotyped as lazy bums that live at the beach rather than at home and have a steady diet of fruits and Chilean pisco.
They also sneer at tourists and whine because everyone but them Drives Like Crazy. Santiago people Santiaguinos are seen as bitchy, spoiled, smug and specially as self-centered.
The rest of the Nearest South is seen as still being made more of countryside than anything else. The South of Chile is made of lakes, greenery and, from Coyhaique onwards, covered in snow. People with Mapuche heritage are seen as very Hot-Blooded, proud and stubborn. The country is also known for the chili pepper.
Colombia Colombia is a druglord haven full of corrupt politicians, leftist guerrillas, and right-wing death squads. Colombian expats in Venezuelan works tend to be depicted as people with Hair-Trigger Temper and a love for the Colombian folk music style Vallenato with the volume amped to max.
Thanks to its export of TV soaps, Colombian Bogotanians have earned the stereotype of being simultaneously polite and smug.
Among other Spanish language nations Colombians are known for being uniquely adept at swearing. Other groups exist, but the main rivalries between regions come from the four mentioned. The difficulties in land communication between cities have historically made these regions notoriously isolated from one another note.
The four groups have grown an intense regionalism exacerbated by the media which is known to be extremely Bogota-centrist and more importantly by Soccer rivalries. They are also known to unsuccessfully dabble in seceding from the rest of the country. Curiously, there is a well known stereotype regarding the women of the Coffee Axis city of Pereira in Risaralda, especially their penchant for plastic surgery and being notoriously easy to approach, to the point of being prostitutes.
They are also lampooned for their butchering of the Spanish language. Where everyone else in the Atlantic coast progressed, Guajira remained stagnant. Other noteworthy groups include the Pastusos , the Boyacos and the Llaneros , among others.
Fortunately, they take the slaps with a full face and do not shy from the jokes. Chocoanos live off their dear Atrato River, even though it floods every now and then, taking all of their few possessions. Chocoanos are essentially the Haitians of Colombia. People of Los Dos Santanderes are just mad with everyone. People from the cities of Cucuta and San Cristobal in Venezuela are interchangeable. People from Cauca and Putumayo just might as well not exist at all.
People from Tolima and Huila do nothing but eat tamales, have beauty pageants and dance Bambuco all day note. The Opita peoples of Tolima and Huila are often parodied in television for being notoriously lazy.
San Andres is the most exotic place a bare-bones Colombian vacation can aspire to. People of the Amazonian region are mostly seen as stone-age indigenous people. If they are in Leticia which lies by the Amazon River people assume that they travel everywhere by canoe.
Demographically in general, the indigenous people in Colombia suffer a great degree of discrimination from all strata of society. Indigenous communities in Colombia were nowhere as big and developed as the great ancestral empires in Mexico, Central America and Peru, though they left a great cultural watermark for the ages such as the Tayronas, the Caribs and the Muiscas. However, formerly small indigenous communities like the Nukak-Maku are getting greater recognition and respect regarding the uniqueness of their cultural idiosyncracies Nukak-Maku have their own distinct language.
In fact, Guyana is the sole English-speaking country in South America, and its border with the Caribbean coast and shared culture with other former British colonies in the Caribbean Sea results in the nation having a Caribbean-based culture. They do nothing but smuggle goods and steal cars from neighboring countries; also, thanks to Jose Luis Chilavert, they were considered to have Hair-Trigger Temper.
Also, everyone is bilingual in Spanish and Guarani, and will often speak in the latter language to confuse and troll foreigners. Every Paraguayan can play the harp. The only more-or-less modern city to appear in popular culture will be Lima or Cuzco. Peruvians will be stereotyped as people who speak in helium-infused squeaky voices while wearing colorful robes and funny bonnets with ear flaps.
They all worship the Sun. Colombia and Peru share a frontier through the Amazon which is sparsely populated and not particularly media-savvy , so very few people in Peru are aware of why Colombians are so good at making fun of them…? Uruguay Uruguay tends to be considered just a very small and quiet Argentina, Luxembourg style. They are not thrilled with this. However, they are generally exempt from the negative Argentinean stereotyping, considered polite, open minded, friendly… and really obsessed with mate.
Though well versed and world-famous, some players have had considerable trouble for taking it too far. Also known for its nationalized oil industry, for having a whole industry dedicated to winning the Miss Universe pageant, and for looooong and melodramaaaaatic Soap Operas. While other continents are continuously in the news for various reasons Oceania barely makes the headlines overseas. This leads to the impression that it is essentially nothing more than a quiet, peaceful holiday destination.
The other 12 are rarely ever mentioned in fiction, save for Papua New Guinea see below. Australia and New Zealand claim the other country is having sex with sheep. All we know is that the sheep are sluts. These animals are practically synonymous with the entire country. Australia may be own the few countries where the animal population is more famous than the citizens.
Since they have a very unique fauna: So, watch out for kangaroos and wallabies, koalas, kookaburras, Tasmanian devils, emus, echidnas, dingoes, platypuses, funnel-web spiders, black widow spiders,… Jokes about invasive species such as rabbits, cane toads and ostriches are also very popular and unfortunately have been Truth in Television.
Australian wildlife is all huge and savage and poisonous and will kill you in a heartbeat. It outnumbers the humans and actively hunts them. However the funnel-web spider does live in Sydney, and has cause injuries and even death to humans. One of the most persistent stereotypical ideas about Australia is that its capital is thought to be Sydney.
The Sydney Harbour Bridge is also essential. Expect references made to the fact that the center of the country is literally and figure of speech deserted. You can travel for miles without meeting a human being. No wonder the car crashes and chases in Mad Max were so easy to make without police interfering.
And, of course, a visit to Ayers Rock is also mandatory. Australians are always stereotyped as white, blond, six feet tall, rough, unsophisticated, wildlife experts, bushwackers and obsessive beer drinkers. They wear a khaki shirt, short pants and a large cowboy-style hat with corks hanging from it. If not trying to catch crocodiles they will be barbecueing, surfing or playing the didgeridoo. Australian Aborigines are stereotyped as nomadic tribesman who live off the land.
They are generally portrayed as hospitable. In popular culture the men will always have beards and have a nasal bone stuck thru their nose. Also expect them to walk around in tribal dress, while most Aborigines nowadays wear the same casual clothing their fellow white Australians do.
In the 19th century the United Kingdom sent some of their convicts to Australia to work in forced labor in penal colonies. This has lead to the idea that Australians are all convicts, or have at least inherited the worst aspects of their convict ancestors.
New Zealanders seem to think of Australians as good-hearted but lazy. Public holidays are serious business. In context, all three nations share a good deal of banter regarding sporting achievement, and for years Australia always shone in most events that the countries compete in together. However, as the tide has turned, with England as current holders of The Ashes and an uncharacteristically shocking performance by Aussies at the Olympics versus both rivals, rather than accepting the banter that they are now on the receiving end of, Aussies stand accused of a highly un-sporting lack of humility and much self-pity.
Northern Territorians are troppo. Tasmanian is not considered to be part of Australia and all its citizens are inbred.
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