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You know that saying "nice guys finish last"? As in, the guys who do the right thing, treat people -- and specifically women -- well, and hold the door for ladies and stuff, they always get screwed over. It's one of those cosmic rules, right? Who gets ahead in the world? The guys with a lot of gel in their hair who are pretty good looking who probably rowed crew at Harvard, work at Barclays and still brag about it when they're The guys who hook up with one girl and then her best friend the next night while girl number one is buying them both a drink because, damn, sluts!
The guys who don't call, don't text, don't even check to make sure you got home okay when they were too busy to make sure you got in a cab that night. Those guys who think treating people with respect or some semblance of humanity makes them look weak.
And they generally get away with it because, life? Those guys get ahead, finish first. And then, hopefully, if karma gets around to it, they get arrested at some point for fraud or hiring hookers or exposing themselves on the 6 train. But until then, they finish first. But it's the flip side too. The nice girls, they finish last too.
And I'm not talking about the nice girls who look like something out of "People of Walmart. Guys keep them on the back burner and keep it casual in case, you know, Kate Upton decides to hang that night. Which is totes possible because hey, you're a senior accountant at Citi. And when Kate Upton doesn't call, instead they marry horrible women who grow up to be sedated housewives who are constantly trying to pitch their inability to work a stove as a reality show to E!. Now I'm not going to harp on the guy part of it.
You guys are bro, you get it. Some of you, if not most, have hearts and know how to treat a lady I think. Hell, I call my guy friends when I need a heart to heart or a pick me up after a dude turns into a total butthead. But for the life of me, some of you guys pick the worst vaginas ever to lock it up with, and I can't understand why. So before you go thinking the girl you just met who with 19 pounds of makeup on and a tight dress is the girl you should marry because the butt selfie she posted on Instagram looks great, think about these five scenarios before you do it.
And realize nice girls don't do this, mainly because they don't have to. Why do I even have to put this on a list? Shouldn't you guys just know this? I work in a pretty dude dominated bar in Midtown Manhattan.
Lots of not-so-attractive guys in suits making out with and paying for women who if you took off their makeup and took out their hair extensions, would look like that meth head who actually signed the release to be shown on the show "Cops. Those aren't good people. I have never in my life asked a guy to pay for anything.
I pay for my dinners unless a guy fights me to a point of embarrassment in front of the waitress. I never ask for gifts. And I certainly would never take my boyfriend's credit card and go to town on it.
Is the sex really that worth it? You can jack off into a towel and not only is it cheaper but it's probably got more of a personality than women who use men for money. These women are scammers. And yet you're throwing your money at them like they're the only lady bits in the world. Don't date gold diggers. Don't date women who are more impressed by your car, your apartment and your bank account than they are by your ability to simply have a cool conversation and do the right thing.
Because if happens again, you're chick will be gone a lot faster than that case of the clap she gave you, and all your money will have gone out the door with the absurd shoe collection you bought her from Bergdorf. These women are awful. Sure, they're probably hot. They live in Arizona or LA or Miami, they're blonde and tiny.
But when you're hooked up to a girl whose only quality is her looks -- no substance, ambition or depth -- who is hoping to use your name to parlay their C-list looks into an MTV or Oxygen show, or some kind of gig where their boobs and butt make them 'good at it, you know you're screwed because they really have no other life skills and can't sustain their clothes shopping habit on a 35K a year salary as an office manager.
These girls don't love you. They love knowing some athlete picked them. If it wasn't you, it'd be your third baseman. And they love the attention. Make out with chicks for attention, and tweet pics of themselves in 70 different positions in the same dress for attention.
Look at their Instagram -- any pictures with friends? Just selfies in a mirror with a tight dress on. I'm sure she is super modest and has loads to converse about. Pick the girl who loves the guy, not the attention the guy's job brings. If a chick has a laundry list of crazy that's laid out on websites like Baller Alert, Deadspin or The Dirty, maybe think twice about whether or not she's a good girl with good intentions.
Marriage is one of those elusive things to me. I can rarely get a guy to buy me a second beer, yet some chicks get rocks on the second date. But I do get it. And sometimes, if not most times, I assume a guy puts a ring on a chick because he gets it.
Because she IS it. Because she's not the gold digger, cleat chaser, bad person who is using you for sperm so she can divorce you, marry the pool boy and get alimony and child support so she never has to work.
That you figured that out for yourself after years of dating or whatever. I feel like some guys are smart. I've heard horror stories about women who hours after saying I do, are going off the paranoia deep end accusing their husband of hitting on bridesmaids, or getting angry over Maxim Magazine subscriptions, or spending their husband's money on things like bags shoes and clothes at rates that made the dudes from "Wolf of Wall Street" look frugal.
These women are like their own personal cottage industry. And when the guy wises up and divorces her, you'll see her wandering around the party cities like Miami and L.
And guys will learn. Just don't be the guy who, once the real girl comes out, goes into denial that the level of normalcy she presented pre-ring was as real as that pair of fake boobs you bought her.
I'm a dude's girl. I like sex, sports and beer. I scream at my TV during playoffs, I talk about baseball and hockey, my guy friends talk about blow jobs and farts around me, I take shots and I dance awkwardly. I was always the girl the boys brought out because I just could hang.
Don't date the girl who can't hang. She doesn't need to know sports. She doesn't need to drink beer or be a bro, but you know that scene in "My Best Friend's Wedding" where Cameron Diaz's character is uncomfortable at the karaoke bar, and then all of a sudden she sings a song so badly but everyone cheers and she gets so into it and has the most fun ever?
Date a girl like that. Date a girl who doesn't get mad if you want to go have a couple beers with the guys, date a girl who has herself together enough to not feel slighted if it's boys night out, and date a girl who is cool enough that hey, you COULD bring her to dude's night out!
That your friends like, that your friends can talk to, respect and laugh with. The girl who sits with her arms and legs crossed because all the attention isn't on her and her mini dress and how cute she looks when she's taking duck face selfies? Run far far away! My best friend Christine is getting married this September. She and I have known each other since we were But she is marrying HER best friend as well not me, tragically ha.
A guy she went to Lehigh University with, who started out simply as her buddy. They were honest to God friends. And when graduation rolled around, and New York City and finance came calling, I will never forget sitting down with her in Union Square when she said "I have to tell you something.
Several years later, I don't think I remember Christine without Dave anymore. They are the couple who you know didn't just meet at a bar or go on a Match.
They know each other. Everything about each other. But they're still just the buds you hang out with as a group because they don't pull the lame couple shit that makes you never want to hang with couples. And they've cared for one another long before there was nakedness and intimacy. And to me, that's the girl you should date. The one who was there before the drunk sex or the "she's so hot" or the awkward "should I text her?
Friendship has to come first. You have to know that the girl you are gonna be with, maybe even marry, was there before she really had a reason to BE there relationship wise. The girl who cared because she simply cared about YOU, not you and her together or how it looked to other people. You don't have to date every platonic girl friend you have. But don't count them out.
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The less moves you need, the better! An addicting puzzle game with challenging levels. Return the lost eggs to the dragon in the castle. A sliding puzzle game with 40 levels, can you unlock them all? Sudoku game in a beach theme. Not one cool old guy, but seven eventually six, but in their most recent story they pick up a Cool Old Lady. Commander Samuel Vimes fits this in his most recent stories. After all, he's over 50! When Night Watch threw him thirty years into the past, the version of himself he met there seemed to be only in his late teens, and he describes a 51 year old vampire as 'not a lot younger than him' in "Thud".
About as old as Vimes if not older. Not only a political mastermind skilled at manipulating people to act in his favour but a former assassin of incredible skill.
Ridcully, especially when he has a crossbow in his hand. One of his predecessors, Galder Weatherwax, was almost as good, but lost it, after going against fate by trying to capture Rincewind. And, Lu Tze the living embodiment of if not inspiration for Rule 1: Also Reg Shoe, he's not much older than Vimes, but he's 30 years dead dies at the end of Night Watch. Various other Zombies and Vampires would fit if 'cool' could be used to describe them. Alberto Malich, the Wizard who started UU.
Okay, maybe not actually cool, but old can't be used to describe him, he's a freaking year old stable time-loop. Abraham van Helsing from Dracula. He also does all the cooking. Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter. And after he dies , we get his brother, Aberforth, who is very nearly as cool as he is.
Too bad their relationship was, well, rather troubled. There's Mad-Eye Moody, too. Leaving aside that much of the cool stuff we actually see him do is a Death Eater impersonating him rather well, he's annoying and insane but pretty cool.
About ninety percent of persons in the Honor Harrington series. Honor herself is 65 in the most recent stories. Yes prolong makes everyone seem younger. But prolong has been around only about 2 generations so there are few people over yet. Mia's grandpa from If I Stay. He drives her to auditions and talks to her when she's in a coma. Nestor from Homer's Iliad is one of these, he is the oldest man in the Greek army and was a young adventurer contemporary with the previous generation of heroes, including Hercules, Perseus, Theseus, and Achilles' father Peleus, he says that all of these previous heroes were stronger fighters than any of the Greeks attacking Troy, including Achilles.
He is the frequent source of advice, counsel, and long monologues about the olden days. He is an old badass, because he is still gearing up and fighting with the young men on foot and on chariot — and he is a better fighter than most of them!
The fact that he survived to old age without being killed in Greek warrior society is taken as a testament to his great wisdom. The Mariner from the Keys to the Kingdom. He has a magical harpoon so powerful it hurts others just to use it he calls his 'friend' , and a ship that can sail through suns.
He is the little vampire boy's grandfather and kills Sheridan for even trying to do so. Cristobal Junta from Monday Begins on Saturday. In the Petaybee books, Whittaker Fiske is not only cool but far more progressive than his son- he's completely open to the idea that Petaybee might be sentient when few off-worlders are. Raptor Red brings us a Cool Old Dactyl in the form of Old even by dactyl standards, he has bowed out of the great play of reproduction and chick-rearing, choosing to instead spend his golden years dicking around with the other predators.
This upright old knight teaches cynical Guile Hero Andrea Orsini the meaning of honor. Ruy Sanchez de Casador y Ortiz from Over sixty years old but still besting swordsmen half his age, and winning the heart of a twentieth century woman with wit and panache. Captain Flint from the Swallows and Amazons series is the only adult the protagonists seem to take entirely seriously. Zedd in the Sword of Truth saga. Though Nathan is even older and in most cases even cooler. Someone who can serve as estrogen brigade bait in-universe, anyway at nearly a thousand years old , be one of the only existing prophets in the world, and be such a powerful wizard and implied swordsman to boot definitely deserves a mention here.
Giles Corey from The Crucible. And from real life. The part about his death was true. Roland Deschain of The Dark Tower series is not only is he several decades older than the rest of his ka-tet and the epitome of The Gunslinger , but he is also possibly several hundred millennia old, due to his having repeated his life over countless times after reaching the Tower.
He's totally unaware of that last fact, though. Shiro from Death Masks as a Japanese Knight of the Sword who, while looking like somebody's grandfather, manages to kick Denarian ass.
Even Nicodemus, leader of the Denarians, is afraid of this guy. The RPG states that he has plot device levels of swordsmanship, which says it all really. The entire Senior Council. The Merlin held off an army of vampires and Eldritch Abominations with a single ward, and is pretty much based on Christopher Lee. Listens to Wind is a nice old medic and shaman.
Simon Pietrovich had a death curse powerful enough to wipe out several Red Court nobility and their allies. Aside from Cristos, all other Senior council members qualify by default.
Michael Carpenter by the time of "The Warrior". A half-crippled former knight takes on a much younger former Marine and beats the crap out of him. Professor Henry Armitage of H. Lovecraft 's The Dunwich Horror ; a university scholar in his 70's who takes it upon himself and a couple other professors to get bitch-slap the earthborn spawn of Yog-Sothoth.
Bodger the old bull terrier from The Incredible Journey. He's a dogfighting veteran who spent his younger days terrorizing the local cats with his right-hand cat and best friend Tao the Siamese, and in his golden years is a loveable goof who simply wants and gets lots of love from humans. Gandalf of The Lord of the Rings. His impressiveness isn't just because he's a wizard, but because most of the hobbits he's friends with usually describe him in grandfatherly terms.
Old guys don't come much cooler than him. Except for Sir Christopher Lee , who played Saruman, and who was still badass despite being too old to walk up a flight of stairs smoothly. Most of the elves are pretty awesome, and some of them are older than the kingdom of Numenor. Legolas' age is never directly stated, but estimates range from to about 3, years old. Book Legolas refers to the whole rest of the Fellowship, except possibly Gandalf because he was still dead when the remark was made, as 'children.
The rest of the Fellowship are either young or middle-aged according to their race, though special mention goes to Gimli at and Aragorn at Edward, Toby, Skarloey, Rheneas, Duke. All of them but Toby were built in the nineteenth century, and all are still in active service. Skarloey and Rheneas would currently be years old. Out-of-universe, applies to the original author, the late Rev.
Wilbert Awdry, and his son Christopher Awdry who is the current author. Abraham Setrakian of The Strain , a holocaust survivor that teaches two doctors, an exterminator, and a gaggle of gangsas how to slay some monstrous vampires. Many characters in The Wheel of Time. The short story " They Live Forever " has a subversion of this trope. The narrator becomes a Cool Old Guy at 25 when he is stranded on a planet where the natives have a life cycle of two years. He is proportionally so old by the end of the story that he realizes his age would be meaningless to them and claims to have forgotten.
This mirrors the original immortal of the story who made the same claim about himself when questioned by the narrator. Papa Jan from This Perfect Day. Heinlein 's Time Enough for Love , this applies not to Lazarus Long himself, two-thousand years old though he may be, but to his grandfather, Ira Johnson. At seventy he was heartbroken not to be able to enlist in the army to fight in World War I , played a mean game of chess, and could kick ass nine ways from Sunday.
He also raised his daughter Maureen on the principles of Eternal Sexual Freedom , which had major repercussions on the future of the human race, including Lazarus himelf. Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird. He's obviously also a Magnificent Bastard , minus the Bastard part.
Hell, one of his responses to an argument is something along the lines of stating "You think you're about to win? He's the model of a father that every child wants. Noirtier from The Count of Monte Cristo. When his granddaughter is facing an arranged marriage she doesn't want, he foils it by confessing to the murder of the prospective groom's father.
Grandfather not his actual name, but how he is known in history from Lands of Ice and Mice , who almost single-handedly brings about the first peaceful contact and cultural interchange between the Greenlander Norse and the Thule.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reveals that the Impossible Genius of confectionery Willy Wonka, who looks middle-aged, is actually this "I'm an old man. I'm much older than you think. He's definitely this in the West End stage musical, in which he has been a Reclusive Artist for over 40 years and was making sweets back when Mathatma Gandhi was alive.
Also, Charlie's Grandpa Joe is a downplayed example — bedridden until Charlie finds his ticket, but always fun to be with — in most versions, and definitely an example in the film adaptation owing to his Deadpan Snarker tendencies "If [Veruca Salt's] a lady then I'm a Vermicious Knid!
Scholarly,eccentric, aristocratic Sixtus Claudius Julianus in Search the Seven Hills is actually a retired Roman general and ex-governor of Antioch, one of the Empire's wretched hives of scum and villainy.
He can even make Christians shut up with a stern look. In the final book, he is invited to participate in Arn's stag night, an event which involves a contest of arms consisting of seven events. In spite of being three times the age of the other participants, not having touched a weapon in decades, never having practiced one event spear throwing and never having seen another axe throwing , he places second.
Saeter from the The Iron Teeth free web serial is one of these. He is grey haired and noticeably older than all the other bandits and yet still by far the best tracker and a dangerous warrior. He is a somewhat grumpy hardass though. Miles Teg from Heretics of Dune. Past retirement age in a time that sees humans living greatly lengthened lives due to the Spice which he himself eschews , he is called back to duty by the Bene Gesserit and spends the rest of the book demonstrating why the Sisterhood still thought him highly valuable.
They keep up their adventurous ways after becoming butterflies, and go Cloud Climbing together. The Price Is Right: Bob Barker, who remained an icon to many before his retirement at age College kids who were young enough to be his grandchildren pined at the chance to meet him and play a pricing game with the TV legend.
By comparison, original host Art Fleming was in his mid 50s when he hosted his final Jeopardy! Trebek gets bonus points for chasing down a burglar and helping catch her.
He started hosting American Bandstand in and continued for 33 years until He's known as "America's Oldest Teenager". As Time Goes By: Rocky, Lionel's octogenarian father, who likes to "boogie" at the Hard Rock Cafe, frequently travels the world on adventures with his new wife Madge, and is constantly encouraging the gang to "Rock on! Bill Adama, Saul Tigh years old, as a matter of fact , and Dr.
John Cavil a wangsty teen with mommy issues in an old man's body, which happens to be modeled on "mommy's" old man, and also slept with "mommy" ; Tom Zarek who was probably pretty bad before the Caprica-shattering-kaboom and dared to pull a mutiny on Galactica.
Tom Croydon has his moments, but special mention has to go to Superintendent Adamson. One episode has him on a raid to flush out a group of dangerous criminals. After the police hold their ground as their car speeds towards them as they are shot at with automatic handguns and rifles, one of the cops manages to disable the vehicle with a shotgun, before a number of police from both stations swarm in.
What makes this cool is one of them resists and break away from the officers only to run into Adamson and Inspector Fawlkner, also aged in his sixties. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Requisite Mutant Enemy reference: He wasn't actually old , being only in his mid-forties at the start of the series, but that's still more than twice the average age of the main characters Dawson Casting notwithstanding.
Plus, the fact that he started out as a geek and became progressively more badass over the course of the series means that he actually got cooler as he got older. The vampires don't get to apply, even if Spike is cool. He doesn't look or operate old. Captain Roy Montgomery, Beckett's boss. Driven home in "Kill the Messenger" when a big-name political family tries to interfere in their investigation and Montgomery very politely tells them to get stuffed.
The guy threatens to get the police commissioner involved. Say hi to him for me. And tell him I could really use a raise. I think we're done here. Blake Wellsley leaves Castle: Neil Young is definitely considered a Cool Old Guy by the very young artists he's mentored, among them Jewel , Pearl Jam , and most recently Promise of the Real, led by Willie Nelson 's son Lukas, who are young enough to be his grandchildren. Chuck Berry 's music dates from the '50s and he was still going strong by the time he died.
Frank Sinatra was like this in the second half of his career. In fact, he was probably even cooler than he was when he was younger. Same goes for countless country artists, with George Strait being the most successful of the lot currently, at least from a radio and album sales standpoint. Late in his life, Johnny Cash very much fit this trope. So did George Jones. Thanks to his collaborations with Alan Jackson and the Zac Brown Band , Jimmy Buffett now in his mids can be considered cool in his elderly life.
Both Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are 70, and the band's been touring for more than 50 of those years. Do they seem like they're gonna stop any time soon? Jazz singer Tony Bennett. After his career tanked in The '60s , he's staged an amazing comeback, keeping light bouncy jazz alive and kickin' since and has no intention of retiring, according to The Other Wiki. Little Jimmy Dickens continued to perform well into his 90s until he died in January at age 94, but that didn't stop him from making humorous cameos around Brad Paisley.
At one time, he was brought out during an awards show to make a joke pertaining to Kanye West 's interruption of Taylor Swift. Leonard Bernstein introduced kids in The '50s and The '60s to Classical Music through his TV specials, and also did a special on pop music in Nomeansno singer and bassist, Rob Wright, was pushing 30 when they put out their first album, which meant he was older than most punk musicians at the time and he turned middle aged shortly after they developed their cult following.
In fact, the cover art to their compilation album, The People's Choice , depicts graffiti on a restroom stall that reads, "How fucken [sic] old are Nomeansno? Give it up, granddads. The guy was about 20 years older that the others and was the stepfather of guitarist Randy California, yet managed to take a genuine liking to the band's music. Plus, he was no slouch when he came to drumming.
Brian May and Roger Taylor of Queen. Their dedication to their fans is legendary. Carlos Santana , in his 60s, still plays guitar just as amazing as ever, creates some of the best rock albums in mainstream music, is dedicated to his beliefs and his fans, and still remains just as awesome as he did 40 years ago.
Frank Zappa after age 50 was still recording, remastering and composing, despite suffering from cancer, which he died from at age John Lee Hooker was still performing on stage in his eighties and released a best-selling album The Healer when he was about 82 years old.
Buena Vista Social Club: When they released their global best-selling album most musicians were veterans who were already in their seventies, eighties and nineties. The oldest was Compay Segundo , who was 89 at time of recording the album. French singer Henri Salvador, from the s until his death in he was still performing and releasing new albums.
Operette and cabaret singer Johannes Heesters was over years old and still sang and performed at the stage! Not only that but he only gave up smoking a half year before he died. Robert Pollard is 57, and he still puts out at least four albums every year. Jet Black, the drummer for The Stranglers , was nearly 40 when the band came to fame, making him far older than most of his contemporaries and the rest of the band. He's still playing with them at the age of 76, despite serious health issues which mean he can't play a full set any more or tour outside of the UK.
He's been making parody songs since and shows no signs of slowing down. The Specials ' trombonist Rico Rodriguez was a good twenty years older than the rest of the band when they started out, and acted as a direct link to the Jamaican ska that they revived.
Lonnie Lynn, the father of acclaimed rapper Common. His "raps" became one of the defining aspects of Common's studio recordings before his unfortunate passing in In Professional Wrestling , any wrestler in his late 40s and beyond who can still kick ass and take a beating definitely counts.
The most recent examples: Three men over 40 and in Steamboat's case, almost 60 and had been retired since suffering a career-ending back injury in a match against "Stunning" Steve Austin" - from a bump on the apron, not from something Austin did- back in August showed up practically everyone under And throw in Jimmy Snuka , still wrestling at the age of 69 , and Mae Young, who was a WWE Diva practically until her death in at age 90, and was in every decade of professional wrestling from the s to the s.
This is pretty much what Rowdy Roddy Piper's last gimmick was all about. He was the awesome old-school guy who showed up every now and then when the young bucks got too big for their britches or forgot what wrestling was supposed to be about, and set them straight.
Ric Flair will be fighting for, and winning, the adoration of cheering crowds in the gladiator arenas of whatever civilization comes after ours. AJ Styles noted that Flair is 30 years older than him but acts ten years younger, he's got admitted alcoholic cardiomyopathy, and is still getting tossed out of bars, going to bed later than AJ, getting up earlier, doing the same stuff he was doing years ago, and still finding time for the gym He is best known for his year stint helming American Country Countdown.
Not counting the times he was substitute host of ACC , Kingsley has been a fixture on country radio for 35 years, introducing the biggest hits from George Jones and Tammy Wynette in , the year he started to Blake Shelton and Taylor Swift today's top singers. His voice had noticeably changed by the early s, but it was still Casey, and it was cool to many to hear a year-old radio host introduce artists such as Katy Perry , Lifehouse, Alicia Keys, Maroon 5, Pink, Fergie and many other urban, contemporary pop and rock artists of the late s decade.
And to think, many people half Kasem's age won't think of listening to any of the above listed artists' music. Casey's rival Rick Dees, age 66, is still countin' 'em down internationally and over his website. Music Survey up until his stroke. Special mention goes to the late host, Humphrey Lyttelton, who told some of the filthiest jokes on the radio well into his eighties.
John Peel was this late in his 40 year radio career. He loves jokes and riddles. He's an accomplished dancer who loves ice cream and sliding down banisters. He's possibly the game's most powerful character, probably the most powerful wizard. Actually, Elminster is the type who's Really Years Old , but for all intents and purposes, he fits the Trope. Similarly, King Boranel of Breland in Eberron. Also, possibly, Kaius of Karrnath, but since he's a vampire, he may not count. If the spoilered example counts, Vol absolutely must get a mention here.
In a twist, Boranel is painfully aware of this trope — his coolness and the situation the country was in when he rose to the throne has made Breland unusually dependent on him Michael is the classic version of the trope, the Archangel of War who's older than every being but Yves and could kick the ass of anything in creation. Sebastian Crenshaw from Mutant Chronicles.
Pushing sixty in a world where average life expectancy is forty. One of the solar system's best swordsmen, martial artists and assassins, still highly active in his profession, and a stern but fair mentor and father figure to many young trainee assassins. He is also a good-looking, distinguished gentleman, the life of every party and quite the ladies' man. Oh, also he's implied to be Scottish. Although he's 42 , Ezren from Pathfinder is the oldest of the iconic player characters and a very cool guy.
Any full-fledged space marine they tend to take some decades training and proving themselves before they become a Devastator Marine and can later hope to graduate to Assault and then Tactical Marine, so any Tactical Marine is probably quite past a normal man's prime Chaos Space Marine, Necron, Eldar, or Titan princeps.
A universe of cool old guys. Well, thats if you consider them "old". Aun'shi of the Tau. One of the few examples of this trope to be only about 38, due to the Tau getting shafted on life expectancy. Given the fact that human life expectancy, depending on planet, social status and wealth, can be hundreds of years, it would seem that in 40k, it's a little harder to qualify as cool old guy.
Most players will come up with someone from their own army who is cool and old. Abaddon, Vect and so on. Still, there is one cool old guy who every 40k player can admit to being the coolest old guy who ever cooled: Commissar Sebastian Yarrick - a man whose real glory got going after he retired , being a linchpin leader for the defense of the Second War for Armageddon. In the war, a fight with an Ork Warboss took his right arm and left eye; he proceeded to cut off the Ork's Power Klaw-armed right arm in return, hold it over his head, and rallied his allies while the Orkz routed in terror.
He's only gotten older since with his lifespan lengthened by rarely-available technology, but that does nothing to dismiss how he's nearly died repeatedly and by all rights, should have - an even more terrifying theory suggests he already has and only Ork belief that he's an unstoppable killing machine is what's keeping him walking , and is currently helping a particular zealous chapter of space marines that apparently admit to themselves that this Badass Normal is their best chance for hunting down and killing an especially large Ork named Ghazghkull Thraka.
Old Man Henderson is a fifty-something, shotgun-toting fake Vietnam veteran who pawned his garden gnomes, went home and got high, forgot about pawning his gnomes and wrongfully blamed the local cult for stealing them when he discovered the gnomes were missing in the morning.
He is almost completely immune to SAN loss against cosmic horrors because of his use of hallucinogenic drugs, dyslexia, schizophrenia and hatred of religion and books. After a long and epic session where Henderson singlehandedly slaughtered several cults, gunned down shoggoths , saved a fair few characters' lives and got other player characters killed as a consequence of his shenanigans , Henderson went out in a blaze of glory by rigging an entire ice rink with explosives, summoning Hastur into the middle of it, and then detonating the charges.
Henderson didn't make it. Epcot has had two over the years: Dreamfinder from Journey into Imagination , who flew around in a Cool Ship collecting thoughts and ideas to create all sorts of new things, and served as The Mentor to his creation Figment until the attraction was overhauled to remove him.
Then there was the Sage of Time from the Tapestry of Nations parade, an aged immortal that tried promoting human unity through his Great Millennium Walk that involved lots of cool puppets and Awesome Music. The old series had Sensei, who is rumored to be Yellow Comet's former legendary commander. Days of Ruin has Forsythe, another war hero returned from retirement.
Sensei's coolness is slightly reduced by the fact that he grows weaker in each game. In Advance Wars 2 , his debut as Sensei, only his infantry and battle copters retained his original abilities - and even then only in offensive power, with defense being reduced to average - though he also gained some cool super powers, that still couldn't match his original strength.
Dual Strike , his infantry had also become total weaklings. On the other hand, his CO power in Dual Strike summons a hell of a lot of them , making him arguably a Game-Breaker on some maps. He is going just a little senile though Also, Javier, a Don Quixote wannabe who can still kick plenty of ass and has the best lines in the game.
For now is the time for a glorious hindspanking! The other part is that they're retired rock stars from the band Old Gods of Asgard. They still have a stage with working pyrotechnics at their farm, they have a Viking longboat in their barn, they changed their names to Odin and Tor, and they make their own moonshine.
At one point, Odin comments on the events in Bright Falls and their own craziness, saying "It takes crazy to know crazy! Ezio's uncle acts as The Mentor and is the one who teaches him how to be an assassin and helps him throughout the entire game. Ezio himself can count for this by end of Assassin's Creed: He's 49, likely the most skilled assassin in Italy and Grand Master of the Assassin Order in Rome in a time where the life expectancy was within the late 40s to early 50s.
By the time of the sequel, Assassin's Creed: Revelations , he definitely counts as a cool old guy. Revelations also features Altair being the Memetic Badass we've come to know him as well into old age. Augus from Asura's Wrath. Baldur's Gate 's Keldorn. Probably in his 50s at least, greying, a bit creaky, yet goes out and smites evil arse with a 2 handed sword and plate mail his default equipment.
It is hard to be lawful good and cool at the same time, but he manages it perfectly. The fact that he is the only NPC that can use the uber-paladin sword Carsomyr is just gravy.
His interactions with Anomen lawful neutral, thinks he's lawful good frequently take the form of a Take That! Admittedly he's dead for most of the time and as such mainly appears in various flashes of the past, and his big Dead Man Writing is ruined when he's apparently retconned to have lied about the PC's mother. But the picture gathered from other characters is that he used to be an active adventurer who probably saw a lot during his life, and had even faced a dragon and lived to tell the tale, leaving it with a few scars.
When we actually see him for a moment at the very beginning, he defends his foster child against the Big Bad and his minions and ultimately sacrifices himself, unwaveringly telling them to step aside if they want to remain unhurt and then eliminating all the three minions in about one round each before facing off hopelessly against the Big Bad himself until he's cut down.
The letter at the beginning of Bendy and the Ink Machine indicates that it's been 30 years since Henry stopped working with Joey Drew, meaning that Henry is probably at least in his 50s. Yet, he's able to survive a studio full of horrors, including a rather large fall. Master Naguri from Bujingai. He's first introduced as he tosses a stone column at his student, Lau, to test his skills. He then proceeds to dodge all of Lau's attacks, calling them terrible.
The Castlevania series has Julius Belmont, who is noticeably older than the cast of the rest of the cast of both Sorrow games. He lampshades this by commenting to Soma that "Growing old is a terrible thing," when he is too winded to fight after breaking a dark barrier. This still doesn't stop him from kicking ass in the bonus Julius Mode of both games. Better still, in his fight in Aria of Sorrow , he can use the Grand Cross and it makes parts of the castle crumble , and claims to have been holding back despite being That One Boss for some people, and this is only using subweapons after halfway into the fight.
In Dawn, he is bested by Dario, some fire punk foe, but only because he can't seal his dark power. The badass part is that Julius has dealt with sealed enemies before, except he's just beaten the shit out of them before they can regenerate.
That's how awesome he is. Origins , Duncan, the Warden-Commander of Ferelden. Dead by Daylight has Ace Visconti, a charming gambler with a slick tongue presumably in his 40s. Morrowind , Divayth Fyr.
He's a year-old badass old guy level 65, the highest level of any NPC in the vanilla game who has created four Opposite-Sex Clone "daughters" while being a prominent member of Great House Telvanni, where Might Makes Right and Klingon Promotion are official means of advancement.
He befriended the last living Dwemer , became a Collector of the Strange including Dwemer artifacts and items associated with the Imperial Battlespire event which he freely encourages thieves to try to steal via his Lock and Key Puzzle , risking death as they do , is a Dimensional Traveler who can freely travel between the realms of the Daedra , and started the "Corprusarium" so those suffering from the Corpus Disease would have a place where they could find peace and safety, while keeping them from harming others.
Fyr has essentially become an icon for The Elder Scrolls lore community because of all the different ways in which he is "cool". Garth from Fable II. The first time you see him, he's fighting against the frakking Commandant. And he's not doing too badly. Fallout features Harold, a 90 year old mutated human known for his sense of humor and ability to survive. Harold makes appearances in Fallout 2 and 3 as well. Fallout 2 has John Cassidy, who is in his sixties at the earliest, has a heart condition, a metal plate implanted in his head, a missing eye, and is covered with scars and wrinkles.
Nevertheless, he's an outstanding marksman and easily the strongest companion available to the player. His daughter , Rose of Sharon, can fight alongside the player in Fallout: All four have dedicated themselves to helping humanity, though in different ways.
There's also Desmond Lockheart in Point Lookout , but it's really up to you if he qualifies as cool or is just a jerk. Herbert 'Daring' Dashwood is one of the few people in Tenpenny Tower who isn't a jerk, and his terminal and radio show reveal he had quite a past.
If you release the feral ghouls into the tower, he manages to take some down before being overwhelmed by numbers. New Vegas has a lot of Wasteland Elders that can still kick ass: The Remnants, a squad of Enclave veterans with high-tech gear and a shared shady past of having been in the Enclave who kick massive amounts of ass once reunited. Our favorite old school ghoul Raul who can take up his guns are return to a life of wandering Vaquero, protecting the innocents and punishing the wicked.
Marcus is back, running a peaceful village for Super Mutants in a Pre-War ski resort, trying to help the Nightkin in healing their shattered minds. Lily, a sweet old granny in the body of a hulking Nightkin who served as the spec-ops of the Master's army. Leo, the voice of her violent urges, makes her a fearsome berserker. Corporal Sterling of the NCR 1st Recon, and former Ranger, served during the early years of the Mojave campaign and still served despite being tortured.
He never lost his faith or his edge. The VII version is a complete jerkass , though. He does have some redeeming qualities, after all. Auron, of Final Fantasy X fame, fits this trope to a T. He is in near superhuman physical condition, unshaven, and a no-nonsense hardass. However, most of this is fairly unimportant compared to the fact that he's already dead in the first place.
He's also only in his 30's. Or he was when he died, at least. The most imbalanced playable character in the Final Fantasy history: Cidolfas Orlandu, the Thunder God Cid is pretty cool and pretty old. In Wings of The Goddess, you can see him hold off advancing Beastmen armies by himself.
Cyan demonstrates that not every RPG swordsman is a wangsty teenager, Word of God puts his age around something. Strago could also count. Galuf from Final Fantasy V is a year-old man who was one of the four Warriors of Dawn, who had sealed the Big Bad prior to the game. Not only is he a strong warrior and a king, but he's not above making fun of his younger friends and spouting horrible, wonderful puns.
Not to mention the fact that he may be the only game character ever to have been able to continue fighting while at 0 freakin' HP , right before a Heroic Sacrifice! Sazh is the oldest of the playable cast of Final Fantasy XIII excluding Vanille and Fang and happens to be the most stable and level-headed of the heroes.
When was the last time your mayor fought off the eater of worlds? Overwatch Reinhardt, age 61, is a mountain of a man clad in Powered Armor , armed with a rocket-propelled warhammer , and who believes wholeheartedly in the ideals of peace and justice upon which Overwatch was founded. Even after being forced into retirement, he continues the good fight, and his age has done little to slow him down. The younger members of Overwatch all look up to him as an inspiration, and he still knows how to kick all sorts of ass.
Soldier 76, age uncertain, is an old soldier that serves in Overwatch during the Omnic Crisis and hasn't stopped fighting the good fight after the disbandment of Overwatch. Fire Emblem games will always have a couple of Cool Old Guys. Often they'll be an Old Retainer to the protagonist or an Older Enemy General who eventually gets recruited to the protagonists cause.
Athos the Archsage from Fire Emblem: More than years old and still quite the Eccentric Mentor , aside of being one extremely powerful magic user. The Blazing Blade Marcus in his 40s is not only thought of as one badass Cool Old Guy ingame, but he's also viewed as practically required for getting a high ranking in the game's hard mode. Despite being a Crutch Character , Marcus also has high enough growths to remain serviceable throughout the game.
Tauroneo tends to lean this way, despite his tendency to stay away from any conversations in Fire Emblem: However, he truly becomes part of this trope in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn , showing just how wise and awesome he is. That makes him a badass, too, as he's shown to mow through enemies with relative ease throughout the games.
Given his look, he is likely in his mids. Basilio gets treated this way in Fire Emblem Awakening by the army, even to the point of being nicknamed "Gramps". Yet, Basilio only looks like he's in his s at most.
Gregor is a more accurate example, he's visibly middle aged, and is a worldly sellsword who spends most of his support conversations giving advice to other characters and joking around.
In the English dub he also has a Russian accent and Blunt Metaphors Trauma that will trick a player into thinking he's dumber than he actually is at first. Front Mission has Alder Weiss , a good mercenary who's a little full of himself and yet a no-nonsense character. Not only is he the owner of Corley Motors, the last remaining domestic motorcycle manufacturer, but he's spent a significant amount of his youth on the back of a motorcycle, and gets along particularly well with his customers, sharing anecdotes from the 'glory days'.
It's a shame to see him die at the hands of his greedy second-in-command about a third of the way through the game. General Luft from the Galaxy Angel gameverse. Colonel Hoffman has only a Vague Age , but he's definitely aged. He still is capable of kicking ass like a boss. Kraden isn't a combatant but a Gentleman and a Scholar who provides a great deal of plot exposition , but is still ridiculously popular with the fandom, to the point of being worshipped as a deity by a fan forum called the Temple of Kraden, having a Fanon Christmas-equivalent holiday named for him, and being the subject of several hoax cheats to unlock him as a player character.
In Dark Dawn , not only has Kraden's aging been slowed to the point of Immortality albeit the rather unfortunate Age Without Youth variety , but some of his Memetic Badass status has leaked into the universe , with multiple characters describing him as a Determinator who will reach his destination regardless of the traps, monsters, and labyrinths in his way and this is accurate; he travels through an active war zone to join you!
King Hydros of Lemuria is also this in-universe, as Piers mentions to the party in The Lost Age that he is not feared but respected by his people for his tremendous age and wisdom in a nation of Really Years Old people. And another in Dark Dawn ; over the last thirty years, Briggs went from a youngish pirate and new father to a gray-haired oldster.
He has not grown any less badass. Jolee Bindo in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. He is a very Cool Old Guy , who feigns deafness and senility but who is still a competent fighter and dispenser of sage advice. And he's voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson. Also, Masters Vrook and Vandar. And Sion still can whip your ass with a lightsaber at around 1, with a barely functional body. Just imagine him in his prime.
And three of the five lost Jedi Masters Atris and Kavar don't look old enough. Canderous Ordo also counts. As of the first game, he'd been kicking ass for forty years. Second game, he's pushing 65, is the only humanoid in the party Exile can't cross-class and doesn't NEED to , helps put the smack down on two Sith Lords, and is still kicking righteous ass as Mandalore the Preserver, setting the stage for his people to become Republic 'allies'' for the next century or two.
All with a bone-dry wit , and surprisingly poetic descriptions of his past battles. Bill from Left 4 Dead , an old Vietnam war vet who constantly has a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a witty remark ready for his younger, upstart fellow survivors. One of the lines you can hear him say as you mow down zombie after zombie is "I'll see peace back on Earth if I have to kill every single one of these bastards with my bare GOD DAMN hands! If they make old guys any tougher than that, I'd like to see it.
It looks like a laser grid just came online. Lasers are so— Grim: I was going to say Seventies. Can you please stop making me feel so old? Got bad news for ya Sam: Welcome to the wi-fi era. As in, like, high in fiber? Don't put me in adult undergarments yet, kid. Usami "Bear Sensei" Kyojin of Majikoi is something of a parody. He's only 35 years old and yet is relentlessly mocked by his students for being an old man, and he himself frequently describes himself as middle aged.
What makes this even more ridiculous is that a large chunk of the cast is actually older than him, making all of the talk about his age even more ridiculous. The aged Shinto priest and Badass Long Robe Kamimura from Broken Saints , who lost his family to the atomic bomb in World War II , making him at least twice as old as any of the other three protagonists. While YouTube Poop is usually the domain of a younger generation most poopers are in their teens or twenties , noisepuppet stands out as a Pooper who is in his 50s.
Bear from Achewood , a sharp-witted old pub owner with a broad range of knowledge, who in one story arc handily beat all the younger characters in a contest to see who was the most badass. In Commander Kitty , Morris edges into the "mentor" variant of this trope when he helps Mittens find his self-confidence. Subverted when he realizes that Mittens' newfound hyper-competence threatens to obviate every other single member of the cast.
Donovan Deegan isn't as old as some of the other guys on this page, but he probably qualifies, considering he's the father of 3 full-grown men. And he's certainly cool, always upbeat and sociable. Plus he's an awesome swordsman who's pulled some pretty badass stunts such as slicing his initials into one Jerkass 's pant seat.
And he can play an electric guitar which is actually a normal guitar powered by lightning magic, which is all sorts of badass. Baron Klaus Wulfenbach from Girl Genius. He is literally old enough to be the other characters' father. He is the father of one of them. In his first introduction, he was sitting in the "retirement hut" with two other goblins — one blind from cataracts and one who shakes so much he can't walk without two canes.
Not to mention that his name is a reference to Advanced Dungeons Dragons Second Edition, which is apparently a good way in the past in the game world — at least one generation ago — and which he was apparently alive to see. Disaster from Gunnerkrigg Court. How many teachers' dramatic entrances are greeted with cheers from the students? Bob Sutton the gardener, who chuckled at Renard's jab about Ysengrin's "terrifying skills of gardening".
As we discover later, he's the one who regularly handles some consequences of this — successfully. Also, he always shows good sense of humor and good sense in general. Sul, the main character in Kiss Wood , who doesn't let age get the better of him. He manages to break out of a huge prison complex and walk across a desert whilst caring a child on his back - only to find out he can't save both of them and sacrifices himself. Mob Ties has Papa-san, the head of one of the few decent Yakuza clans in Tokyo.
He's friendly, intelligent, devoted to his daughter, and is the first person to truly realize just how badass Sidney Burns truly is, and is the only person man enough to actually confront him about why he is so badass in the first place. Of course, given that Papa-san was quite the badass himself in his younger days, that last part is understandable. Both Tagons from Schlock Mercenary the captain is well into his 40s, turning 49 in the Credomar plot-arc.
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