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Maybe your sink leaks and needs fixing, or the front steps sag. Take this time to fix that squeaky door and you'll feel accomplished instead of bored! Do something with your pet. If you have an animal, pamper them by giving them a bath, or clipping their nails. Teach your pet a new trick to impress your family and friends. Phone or text a friend.
Ask them to pop round to make a video together. This could be a friend you always speak to or even a friend that you very rarely speak to. Lay out your ideas. Explain to them, when they get to your house, any video ideas that you have. Say that you would rather do a 'What to do when you are bored' video. Make a list of things to do.
The amount depends on how many you can think of. Set up the camera. Whether this is an iPad camera, a camera that has a video, or an iPhone, it will work. Make sure you have the apps required to edit it and put them together; there are plenty of apps that can do this in the App Store.
It's always best to get one friend to say what the activity is, and then get the other friend to act out doing the activity after the first friend has said it, by recording two separate videos. Put the videos together using an app from the App Store.
Remember, there are plenty you can download and try out, and if you don't like it or it's not what you thought it was, delete it and find another one. If you don't like it, record the parts that you weren't quite happy with, or start over again. Watch the video in future when you're bored. It'll remind you of all the great things you could be doing instead of being bored!
One of the best parts of traveling is being in places where there are lots of people to look at. Whenever you're bored in a busy place train station, airport, bus depot, cafe, and so on look around you at the people you're sharing the space with.
Make up stories about the people you see. That woman wearing the zebra print leggings? She's an international spy on her way to a meeting with her superior. She's wearing the garish clothes to draw attention away from her face. Listen to the conversations going on around you. Try to find the strangest conversations to listen in on and make sure that the people don't notice you spying on them.
Act like you're reading a book or magazine, instead. Write down what you hear and turn it into a short story or a poem. If you're traveling with another person, turn it into a game. See who can overhear the weirdest conversation or sentence.
Make up a new persona. When you're traveling you can be anyone you want to be. Come up with a mildly plausible persona and stick to it while you're on the airplane, at the bus depot, waiting for the train, etc. See if you can get people to believe your persona.
Sometimes this is the only way to keep yourself amused, whether you're a child or an adult. You can do the usual "I Spy" games, which are especially good for kids in the car.
You can also make up your own games, depending on where you are. Make up a points system for annoying people. This can help if you're stranded somewhere during the holiday rush season. There are always intensely irritating people and turning their annoying habits into a game can make them more bearable. Call or text a friend. See what everyone else is up to and relay your odd traveling experiences to them.
You can brainstorm ideas for ways of filling your time. You'll have someone to talk to and you'll get to pass the time. A great way to cure boredom is to do some exercise. You'll get your endorphins going, which in turn will help you feel better and will make your body happy. Run, bicycle, take a walk, investigate the town or city you live in, yoga , jump rope , hula hoop. Use this time to investigate the town or city you live in. You'll get exercise, fight your boredom, and maybe find out some secret spots.
Go on an adventure. Get your car, your bus pass, or your bike and head out to your city or town. Take a bus somewhere you might not normally go, bike to that street that has all the wealthy houses, find a secret park. Donate to a local food bank.
Especially if you've used your time to go through your house and get rid of things you don't need, you can now donate these to a food bank; things like clothes you don't need but that are in good repair, not stained or ripped , or canned food.
You can also donate your time to a food bank, helping to restock and or to serve food if they do that. It's a good way to help make a difference and to use the time that might otherwise be spent doing nothing. Spend time at your local animal shelter.
Help care for the animals, walk the dogs and keep them clean. Animal shelters often need volunteers to help out and it will be a great way to play with animals especially if you don't have any and you'll be doing something useful. Ask a friend or parent if they need help with anything. You don't only need to help strangers, you can help out people that you know. Offer to help them garden, or clean their house. This will put your spare time to good use, give you somebody to hang out with, and you'll be doing something nice for someone else.
Not a bad way to cure your boredom. This is a great way to keep your hands busy while your mind focuses on what the teacher or professor is saying. You can also do this at work when you're thinking about what project you should work on next, or if you're just trying to look busy for the boss. If you're subtle about it you can even have doodling contests with your friend or coworker.
Try to out-do one another with fantastic drawings, or add on to one another's drawings, to create something really wild. Come up with a creative project. You want to challenge yourself at work or in class and if you're getting bored, you probably aren't being challenged enough. Try to come up with a project that would be challenging and interesting and propose it to your boss or teacher. When you have some free time at work or at school, it's a great time to do a little, subtle organizing.
Sometimes this can even help you to find your productivity again. Clean-up your work area, or school binder. Make sure that everything is in its proper place and can be easily found. Clean the screen, clean between the keys. If it used to be white, do your best to carefully restore your computer to its former clean condition.
Organize your computer desktop so you can find things. Put pictures in the labelled picture folders and make sure all your documents are in properly labelled folders.
If you have some time and you're bored, you can make use of it by meditating. This can help calm your mind and get yourself focused on the work ahead of you. It's a great re-energizing tactic. Sit quietly at your desk and close your eyes or pretend like you're working. Take deep breaths in and out and pay attention to your breathing.
If you feel thoughts come into your head, acknowledge them and let them go. Reading is fun and you could pick up a book, a magazine, or a newspaper. Reading something helps pass the time by giving you something to keep your brain interested. Some free time is a great time to try something new. You can usually hide a book beneath some textbook in your class or beneath your desk at work. It makes it look like you're really studying or paying attention to the material, while actually doing something a lot more fun.
Read a mystery and try to guess the solution before the detective, or try some fantasy or science fiction. Look into something nonfiction or spiritual, philosophical, paranormal, or even holy topics like Bible , or the Qur'an.
Check out what books you can get from the library and pick them up on your way to or from your work or class. Some libraries even have online databases where you can check out a book without having to leave your house or work!
Having some free time is a great moment to learn something new and interesting. Then you can impress your friends and family. Learn how to do magic , discover how to breathe fire , or how to make chainmail! If you have your computer in front of you, you can use it to go online and surf the internet. Just make sure that you won't be caught by your boss or your teacher.
You can use this time to amuse yourself or to learn something new. Go on something like Craigslist or eBay and find the weirdest thing you possibly can. Post it on your Twitter, Facebook, or Tumblr account. Go on Instagram , Facebook, or Vine. Upload photos, share stories, check out other people's posts and photos. Watch random YouTube videos. Pick comedy ones if you want a lift, choose viral ones for entertainment and to stay trendy.
Choose a topic you like and make a board for it, add pictures you like. Or look at other people's pictures. Chat with a coworker. Sometimes the best way to amuse yourself when you're bored is to enter into conversation with someone else. Pick someone you don't know that much about and ask them about themselves where they are from?
You might even make a new friend. Okay, so you can't agree on anything. Pick one thing you want to do and combine it with something your friend wants to do. Say you want to watch a movie and your friend wants to make a new game,so, what you can do is you can make the game while watching a movie or make the game and then watch a movie about game maker or whatever you want to.
Maybe there's something in your favorite song that will inspire you. Has anybody bought a new car? There is no end to the kind of knowledge you can gain from publicly displayed profiles, and after all knowledge never goes waste. There are many sites, which are especially designed for people who are bored.
These sites have random facts, romantic stories submitted by users, jokes, games, etc. You can also listen to online music on different sites. Listen to something sad and whiny like opera songs, and act as if you are one of the sad characters singing the song! Play your favorite rock song, stand in front of the mirror, hold the hair brush like a mike and sing the song like you are a rock star.
One of the fun stuff you can do with friends when you're bored is to send cheesy text messages to friends who don't have your phone number. Like, 'hey, I have been missing you. We were so good together, let's get back! Dress up like a superhero! Wear your underwear on your pants and take a towel and tie it around your neck like a cape. Now, run around your house as if you are on a rescue mission, like you are going to rescue the ice-cream in the fridge or something. You can also leave your hair open, put a table fan near the edge of your bed, lie on the bed, and pretend you are flying.
Take out old pictures of your classmates. Hold the photographs close and say things you wanted to say to them, but couldn't, for example, abuse the people you hated, or say lovely things to people you liked. Wear socks and try to moonwalk on a polished floor. You can paint the pet's nails, tie a bow, braid the pet's hair, etc. You can also try painting your brother's nails, when he is sleeping! Go to your kitchen and try out your culinary skills! If you have a partner, you can try fun things for couples to do like cooking an exotic dinner.
This fun thing to do when you're bored at home, requires the least energy. One of the fun things to do with friends when you have no money, is to make a list of 10 things about a friend you like. This was the list of the various things you can do when bored. Well, now go on and try these things and entertain yourself.
We'll just stare at a light and watch the light show! Interesting Places to Go to When you are Bored. Things to do at a Bonfire. Cool Things to Make At Home. Things To Do On a Sunday. Great Prank Call Ideas. Funny Random Things to Say. Icebreakers for Large Groups.
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